Trivia Question: What is the name of the movie in which Mr. Nilu marries the fat girl with a big nose?
Answer: Big fart Kiruku Wedding
We have got an interesting scoop on Mr. Nilu’s visit to Dr. Kalimuthu’s nursing home. Dr. Kalimuthu is a well known sex therapist. There are claims that he has helped patients increase their penis size by several orders of magnitude. We all know about the Micro Penis of Mr. Nilu. It appears his penis got sucked into half the size by his chamchas during one of their sessions, after the breakup with the fat lady with big nose. But the fat lady is back into Mr. Nilu’s life. It appears that the micro-penis is not sufficient for Mr. Nilu to satisfy the fat lady. It appears that during one of his attempts to have sex, he himself fell into the pit. Nilukers are suspecting that this could be the reason for the sudden visit to Dr. Kalimuthu’s nursing home. We are closely monitoring the developments in Nilugaon. We will update you as soon as we get new information. A special prayer has been organized at Nesapakkam temple and Mr. Nilu’s followers are offering silver made penis at the temple. They feel that god will give Mr. Nilu the necessary “strength” in his penis.
Mr. Nilu is terribly upset about the recent Shanti controversy. He feels that Shanti should have talked to him before she went to Asiad. This incident reminded Mr. Nilu about what happened in Nesiad (Nesapakkam Asiad) few years back. Mr. Nilu came last in the girls 200 meters race. Later the gender test revealed that Mr. Nilu is an eunuch. The organizers of Nesiad stripped his (her?) last position by stripping his(her) dawani (short saree) and the wig. Mr. Nilu stood there in shame after his breasts and sottai (baldness) were exposed to public. Mr. Nilu is also upset that the bleeding heart liberals, who are fighting for Shanti now, were keeping quiet because he was born in a brahmin family. Yesterday, he was seen wondering loud about how a non brahmin eunuch can be better than a brahmin eunuch.
There are speculations that Mr. Nilu’s romantic escapades with the fat lady has ended. It appears that the fat girl tried everything she could to get “I” out of Mr. Nilu’s life. But she didn’t succeed. She also heard rumors that Mr. Nilu might have had sexual encounters with the garbage disposal lady. It seems Mr. Nilu put oil over his bald head and rolled his head all over the garbage disposal lady. This infuriated the fat girl and she is seriously considering the option of endhing her relationship with Mr. Nilu. But sources from Mr. Nilu’s household claim that the fat lady’s demands are atrocious. It seems she wants Mr. Nilu to do the same on her. Sources from Mr. Nilu’s house point out that it is a very expensive proposition in this era of high oil prices. They say that Mr. Nilu will need atleast 10 litres of oil to do it on the fat lady. We are closely monitoring the developing story and we will update this space once we get more information.
The scientists have released their preliminary findings in a reputed yellow journal. They are totally confused after seeing Mr. Nilu’s mapped brain image (see below)
They couldn’t understand how the term “fucked” got into the mapped image. One group’s preliminary conclusion is that his brain is totally fucked up and it shows up in the mapped image. There is also a conflicting opinion, emerging from another group, which claims that his inability to satisfy his own sexual urge could have contributed to the above image. However, both the groups agree on the fact that Mr. Nilu imagination could be a culprit. Mr. Nilu is very upset that his blog doesn’t have many visitors. So he used to comment on his own blog with other people’s names. In fact, he even claims that people write to him regularly about various topics and ask his opinion on them. In reality, no one gives a damn about him. This has affected Mr. Nilu badly. The scientists are wondering if this could be the reason for the above mapped image (with word “fucked” on it).