Scoop: Mr. Nilu meets Dr. Kalimuthu

January 24, 2007

We have got an interesting scoop on Mr. Nilu’s visit to Dr. Kalimuthu’s nursing home. Dr. Kalimuthu is a well known sex therapist. There are claims that he has helped patients increase their penis size by several orders of magnitude. We all know about the Micro Penis of Mr. Nilu. It appears his penis got sucked into half the size by his chamchas during one of their sessions, after the breakup with the fat lady with big nose. But the fat lady is back into Mr. Nilu’s life. It appears that the micro-penis is not sufficient for Mr. Nilu to satisfy the fat lady. It appears that during one of his attempts to have sex, he himself fell into the pit. Nilukers are suspecting that this could be the reason for the sudden visit to Dr. Kalimuthu’s nursing home. We are closely monitoring the developments in Nilugaon. We will update you as soon as we get new information.  A special prayer has been organized at Nesapakkam temple and Mr. Nilu’s followers are offering silver made penis at the temple. They feel that god will give Mr. Nilu the necessary “strength” in his penis.

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman


Mr. Nilu’s photo on The Hindu

January 22, 2007

Mr. Nilu’s efforts have paid off. After sending too many letters to the editor, Mr. Nilu’s photo is on The Hindu newspaper now.

Nilu on The Hindu

Thanks to this blog for the image link.

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman