Recently, researchers at Shastra University of Mesapotomia published a new theory on certain pre historic creatures. In this theory, they claimed that the length of the penis is inversely proportional to the hair in the head. They were desperately searching for some proof and we are proud to say that Mr. Nilu contributed to the success of their theory. The measurements made on Mr. Nilu’s Penis using screw gauge served as the data for the researchers. They had some difficulty in explaining the reason behind using screw gauge. But they attributed it to his miniscule penis size and his inability to screw any woman. The data on Mr. Nilu is given below
Penis size (Micrometer) Hair density (number of hair per sq mile)
0.001 150
0.002 120
0.003 100
0.004 40
0.005 30
0.006 20
0.007 10 (current value)
This data helped those scientists to establish their theory on pre historic creatures. However, the scientists are astonished at the exact match of the data from a man living in today’s world with a prehistoric creature (which lived several thousands years ago). The scientists are wondering whether Mr. Nilu’s brain capability will also be so primitive. They are going to perform some brain mapping studies to evaluate the nature of Mr. Nilu’s brain. While Mr. Nilu is busy cooperating with scientists, his followers are ecstatic over the fact that Mr. Nilu has a brain. They are celebrating this by removing sarees from the women at Nesapakkam (as Mr. Nilu doesn’t believe in distributing sarees to poor women). We are closely monitoring this developing story. We will update you as soon as the scientists release their results.
