Flash News: Preliminary results from brain mapping studies

The scientists have released their preliminary findings in a reputed yellow journal. They are totally confused after seeing Mr. Nilu’s mapped brain image (see below)

 

They couldn’t understand how the term “fucked” got into the mapped image. One group’s preliminary conclusion is that his brain is totally fucked up and it shows up in the mapped image. There is also a conflicting opinion, emerging from another group, which claims that his inability to satisfy his own sexual urge could have contributed to the above image. However, both the groups agree on the fact that Mr. Nilu imagination could be a culprit. Mr. Nilu is very upset that his blog doesn’t have many visitors. So he used to comment on his own blog with other people’s names. In fact, he even claims that people write to him regularly about various topics and ask his opinion on them. In reality, no one gives a damn about him. This has affected Mr. Nilu badly. The scientists are wondering if this could be the reason for the above mapped image (with word “fucked” on it).

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

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Mr. Nilu helps scientists prove a new theory

Recently, researchers at Shastra University of Mesapotomia published a new theory on certain pre historic creatures. In this theory, they claimed that the length of the penis is inversely proportional to the hair in the head. They were desperately searching for some proof and we are proud to say that Mr. Nilu contributed to the success of their theory. The measurements made on Mr. Nilu’s Penis using screw gauge served as the data for the researchers. They had some difficulty in explaining the reason behind using screw gauge. But they attributed it to his miniscule penis size and his inability to screw any woman. The data on Mr. Nilu is given below

Penis size (Micrometer)                     Hair density (number of hair per sq mile)

0.001                                                        150

0.002                                                        120

0.003                                                        100

0.004                                                        40

0.005                                                        30

0.006                                                        20

0.007                                                        10 (current value)

This data helped those scientists to establish their theory on pre historic creatures. However, the scientists are astonished at the exact match of the data from a man living in today’s world with a prehistoric creature (which lived several thousands years ago). The scientists are wondering whether Mr. Nilu’s brain capability will also be so primitive. They are going to perform some brain mapping studies to evaluate the nature of Mr. Nilu’s brain. While Mr. Nilu is busy cooperating with scientists, his followers are ecstatic over the fact that Mr. Nilu has a brain. They are celebrating this by removing sarees from the women at Nesapakkam (as Mr. Nilu doesn’t believe in distributing sarees to poor women). We are closely monitoring this developing story. We will update you as soon as the scientists release their results.

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

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Mission Accomplished 4: People looking for Mr. Nilu in Chennai

It appears that some people are vigorously searching for Mr. Nilu. Check out the recent search term used to find Mr. Nilu

 chennai eunuch

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Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

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