Excerpts from Mr. Nilu’s book

November 30, 2006

We are trying hard to get the contents of Mr. Nilu’s book. But we managed to get some tibits from the first chapter. It is about Existentialism. Here is a short quote from the first chapter.

People think that existentialism is about the philosophical world view that the whole world is unintelligible. Actually, I have the correct definition of existentialism and I am a living proof of my definition. Existentialism is nothing but the ability to exist in the blogosphere will shallow knowledge. It is about the ability to survive in the blogosphere even after getting exposed about the immaturity. In short, it is about existing like a cockroach. I understand that some of you might giggle about the usage of the word cockroach in my writing. I also understand that a person with tiny cock cannot write about cockroach. But I am an existentialist and my ability to write about cockroach without a proper cock is a living example for existentialism.

He then goes on to quote about his experiences with tiny cock and how it got struck in the rat trap etc. We will try our best to get more information about the book. When published, the book will cost Rs. 999.99.

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman


Mission Accomplished 3: People get to meet Mr. Nilu through search

November 30, 2006

It is a well known fact that Mr. Nilu is getting famous through search engines. Here are the most recent search terms that made Mr. Nilu famous.

baldness postponement

proof of evolution

But Mr. Nilu is upset that his name is addociated with the proof of evolution because he doesn’t believe in it. He thinks that god created people and sent him to “educate” them about various aspects of life.

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman