Mr. Nilu was not seen for quite sometime. His followers were wagging the tails worrying about his long absence. There were rumors floating around. Some people thought he has taken a long journey looking out for the Milkman, who could be his biological father. Few others thought that our revelation of his gay side (with his partner known as “I”) infuriated the fat big nosed lady and she crushed his tiny penis. Two guys even claimed to have seen Mr. Nilu in the plastic surgery section of Appolo Hospitals. But they were not sure if the doctors were reconstructing his tiny penis or implanting some hair. One gal told that police might have arrested him for cheating a woman for money. Some hardcore Nilukers thought that he is in Himalayas (just like his guru Rajini) writing a book on Niluism. So they started sending him different topics to discuss. Mr. Nilu’s followers were partially right. He was writing a book on Niluism but he was doing it inside his cell at Vellore Jail. Police had arrested him for hosting pornography on his blog under the Indian Penal Code Sections 292 and 294. When the police came to arrest him, they told him that they are arresting him under Indian penal code. Mr. Nilu thought that it has something to do with fixing his penis. Unfortunately, he had to suffer inside the jail. But he was not perturbed at all. He knew right away that it is the handwork of the cartel or the left wing loonies. He was released few days back. He is recuperating now. He will come back with his Nine Commandments of Niluism and his book on Niluism. The first chapter is about existentialism.
Flash News: Mr. Nilu’s hideout revealed
November 14, 2006
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