Excerpts from Mr. Nilu’s book

We are trying hard to get the contents of Mr. Nilu’s book. But we managed to get some tibits from the first chapter. It is about Existentialism. Here is a short quote from the first chapter.

People think that existentialism is about the philosophical world view that the whole world is unintelligible. Actually, I have the correct definition of existentialism and I am a living proof of my definition. Existentialism is nothing but the ability to exist in the blogosphere will shallow knowledge. It is about the ability to survive in the blogosphere even after getting exposed about the immaturity. In short, it is about existing like a cockroach. I understand that some of you might giggle about the usage of the word cockroach in my writing. I also understand that a person with tiny cock cannot write about cockroach. But I am an existentialist and my ability to write about cockroach without a proper cock is a living example for existentialism.

He then goes on to quote about his experiences with tiny cock and how it got struck in the rat trap etc. We will try our best to get more information about the book. When published, the book will cost Rs. 999.99.

Nilakantan Rajaraman

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Mission Accomplished 3: People get to meet Mr. Nilu through search

It is a well known fact that Mr. Nilu is getting famous through search engines. Here are the most recent search terms that made Mr. Nilu famous.

baldness postponement

proof of evolution

But Mr. Nilu is upset that his name is addociated with the proof of evolution because he doesn’t believe in it. He thinks that god created people and sent him to “educate” them about various aspects of life.

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Living proof of Evolution

Take a Neanderthal

Apply Evolution + Sottai + Side Angle

Now you will get

Isn’t this a great proof for the theory of Evolution?

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

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Breaking News: The source for Republican’s loss of Senate revealed

Pundits in US are scratching their heads to find out the real reason for the loss of senate by Republicans. Everyone concluded that Senator Allen’s characterization of a man of Indian origin as Macaca, is the reason for their loss. However, it has been revealed that the Senator Allen’s loss is not due to his derogatory Macaca remark but it is due to a real macaca. When this macaca told fellow Nilukers that he would love Mr. Allen’s victory, the tide started to change against Senator Allen. In spite of the efforts by certain people, Indian community in Northern Virginia were planning to vote Republican. But when they realized that a Macaca has called upon his followers to vote for Mr. Allen, they started to think. They realized that if they vote Republican as the Macaca desires, it might lead people to think that Indians are, indeed,  Macacas. This single incident seems to have turned the tide against senator Allen and gave the senate to Democrats. We are waiting to get a response from Mr. Nilu on this issue. We have got some inside reports that Mr. Nilu had tried hanging himself after the election results. But Nilukers filed a mercy petition with the President and stopped him from hanging himself. They argued that if a mercy petition, on behalf of Afzal, can be considered by the President, then their petition, on behalf of Mr. Nilu, should also be considered. The President calmly explained to them that he has the right to stop the govt. from hanging a convicted person but he cannot do anything to stop self hanging. He even quoted a previous instance, in which two IIT students  had asked his permission to commit suicide. It appears that the President told them the same. After sending off the Niluker delegation, the President called fire service in Chennai and asked them to rescue Mr. Nilu from committing suicide. We are closely following the developments at Nilugaon and we will update you as and when we get more information.

Nilakantan Rajaraman

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Flash News: Mr. Nilu’s hideout revealed

Mr. Nilu was not seen for quite sometime. His followers were wagging the tails worrying about his long absence. There were rumors floating around. Some people thought he has taken a long journey looking out for the Milkman, who could be his biological father. Few others thought that our revelation of his gay side (with his partner known as “I”) infuriated the fat big nosed lady and she crushed his tiny penis. Two guys even claimed to have seen Mr. Nilu in the plastic surgery section of Appolo Hospitals. But they were not sure if the doctors were reconstructing his tiny penis or implanting some hair. One gal told that police might have arrested him for cheating a woman for money. Some hardcore Nilukers thought that he is in Himalayas (just like his guru Rajini) writing a book on Niluism. So they started sending him different topics to discuss. Mr. Nilu’s followers were partially right. He was writing a book on Niluism but he was doing it inside his cell at Vellore Jail. Police had arrested him for hosting pornography on his blog under the Indian Penal Code Sections 292 and 294. When the police came to arrest him, they told him that they are arresting him under Indian penal code. Mr. Nilu thought that it has something to do with fixing his penis. Unfortunately, he had to suffer inside the jail. But he was not perturbed at all. He knew right away that it is the handwork of the cartel or the left wing loonies. He was released few days back. He is recuperating now. He will come back with his Nine Commandments of Niluism and his book on Niluism. The first chapter is about existentialism.

Nilakantan Rajaraman

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