We have just received the news that one woman (whose name has been withheld by police for her security) has lodged a complained against Mr. Nilu at the Nesapakkam police station. In her complaint, she has told that Mr. Nilu conned her to kick out her stupid husband and then asked her to give him her savings. It seems he had promised her that he will double her investments using his knowledge of probability theory. Later she found out that Mr. Nilu is playing a game with his cohorts, using the money she gave him. This has sent shockwaves inside the Niluker community. Mr. Nilu has outright rejected the complaint saying that she is doing it at the behest of left wing maniacs or some of the cartellians. He claims that he stole the money for the game from the hundi in their puja room. Emotions are running high among the Nilukers. They are threatening to wipe out left wing maniacs and cartellians from the planet. We are closely monitoring the situation and we will update you once we get new information.
Complaint lodged against Mr. Nilu
October 20, 2006
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9 Commandments of Niluism: Second Commandment
October 20, 2006Yank their stupidity
Yo brothers, if you come across any married girl, tell her that her husband is stupid and beat him up. Thou shall then send her to me and I shall cleanse her with holy water (jollu).
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9 Commandments of Niluism: First Commandment
October 20, 2006Mr. Nilu is releasing the 9 (?) commandments of Niluism to his followers (Nilukers) one by one. Here is the first one.
If you can’t debate ‘em, just Puke ‘em
If you can understand what the opponent says, try to have a debate with them. If it goes over the head, just puke on them.
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Search terms that could lead to this site
October 20, 2006Our media team was checking our logs. We found that someone who searched for the following keywords landed on this site.
amavasai – october 2006
We can now happily say that Our Mission is Accompolished. But we will continue to serve the community further.
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