Mr. Nilu’s future after the Clemson fiasco

October 1, 2006

Mr. Nilu’s family has started planning for Mr. Nilu’s future. They have complete faith on their Astrologer’s predictions and they are convinced that Mr. Nilu will return to Nesapakkam in the summer of 2005 after the qualifiers disaster. Mr. Nilu’s parents have started discussing about different careers options for him after his failed conquest. The following options are being discussed.

  • IAS officer
  • Atleast a Peon in the Collector’s office
  • Bank Clerk
  • Bus Conductor (because Mr. Nilu’s father is a Rajini fan)
  • Content Writer
  • Roadside Speaker (on how Markov Process can be used to cover up failed tracks)
  • Auto Rickshaw Driver (again Rajini effect)

There are many other proposals on the table. They haven’t decided on what Mr. Nilu will do after his failure in Clemson University qualifiers. The discussions are continuing. Mr. Nilu’s mom is little pissed off because his dad is supporting the ayaa’s (babysitter) proposal to make Mr. Nilu an auto driver. We are keenly following the developments in the family. We will report it to our viewers as and when we get more information. Meanwhile, it appears Mr. Nilu is still waiting for the reply from his mom about his “baldness ancestry”.

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman


Flash News: Mr. Nilu will fail the qualifiers and get kicked out

October 1, 2006

We have received some reports from our sources that the family astrologers have predicted that Mr. Nilu will fail in his qualifiers and eventually leave Clemson University in the summer of 2005. He will then remain jobless at Nesapakkam, Chennai. We are trying to find more information on this issue. We will continue to update you if we get any further information in this regard.

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman