Today, Mr. Nilu’s family were more forthcoming to the media. One of Mr. Nilu’s uncles spoke to us about the recent developments. It appears they have conveyed the news to both Mr. Nilu and his mom. After hearing the news, both of them are puking continuously. To ensure a continuous smooth flow of puke, drips were administered to both Mr. Nilu and his mom. The mother’s puke intensity increased after she came to know about the size of his penis from the ayaa (babysitter). The penis in the erect mode is 2.14 mm in length and 1.06 mm in diameter. They used a sophisticated screw gauge to measure the size of his penis.
When we queried about Mr. Nilu’s reaction to the news, it seems he was touching the bald region on his head in a soothing manner. It also appears he was staring at a banana for a long time. The family members feel that Mr. Nilu was trying to visualize how a bigger penis will look, by looking at the banana. Maybe he was fantasizing about a possibility of his penis growing to the size of a banana due to some miracle. Speculations are abound and the family is worried about Mr. Nilu’s future.
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