Mr. Nilu’s query to his mother

Mr. Nilu is very concerned about the growing baldness. He sees his father with lot of hair. His mother also has a reasonable amount of hair. He is now wondering how he is bald when both his parents have good amount of hair. Is it because he tries hard to understand other people’s blog and eventually pukes because the blogs are too sane for him to understand or due to some other reason beyond his control? He tried hard to find out the reason but he failed miserably as usual. He then decided to ask his mother about it.

Dear Mama,

When I complained about Gaurav Sabnis in my last letter, you decided to ignore me. I know that you are thinking about my stupidity to puke at someone who doesn’t give a damn to me. But Mama, I am not that stupid. If I puke about him in my blog, my chamchas will go and shit in his blog or shit in other places like putvote.com. Even if he decides to ignore me now, he will have to react one day due to the smell coming out from my puke and my chamchas’ shit. I will stand vindicated on that day.

This letter is about another issue which is making me puke more. It is about my own appearance. Appa is looking smart with lot of hair. He looks like Salman Khan. You are also not bald. I checked the photos and pictures of our ancestors. They all have good amount of hair. I want to know why I have a balding head at such an young age. Is it due to god’s curse or due to cheap quality shampoo you used on my head. I want to know an answer. I hope you will respond to this letter. Please tell me mama. Whenever I see my face on the mirror, I puke. Whenever I think about myself, I puke. People think that I puke at other people’s blog posts. Actually, I cannot even understand what they write there. I puke often because I think about myself a bit too much. If I know the reason for my baldness, I can atleast puke with a satisfaction. Please reply to this letter mama.

Nilu

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman