Mama,
It is not fair. Do you think that you have created a Special Ergonomic Zone (SEZ) here? In my position, my penis is touching my own mouth. If I continue in this position for some more time, I will start sucking my own penis. Even though I might argue against SEZs restricted by geography in the future, I am now begging you to create a SEZ inside your womb. I do agree that it is hypocritical to ask for a restricted SEZ within a single human body but the smell hitting my face from my own penis has increased my puke frequency. Your fart smell and my penis smell is going to make me a pukemaster in the future. Please be considerate and create a SEZ inside your womb. Hell with those people who are against SEZs. They have neither experienced your fart smell nor my penis smell. Please act fast Mama. I am dying here.
Nilu
PS: Mama, reconsider your decision to lock me up from Blogcamp. I am already in the mix of the blogcamp related news.
Nilu mails back
September 6, 2006
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