Mom responds

My dear son,

I received your letter. But I am not responsible for your puke. It is my mother in law bitch (ok yeah, grandma) who is responsible. She is making potato subji every day and it builds up the fart. Kanna, I am not keeping you inside the womb due to your dad’s blog. I am worried that you might make a fool of yourself in the Blogcamp this weekend. I know that you are confident about using Markov process to rank the blogs. I also know that Appa’s random walk every night, after his booze session, motivated you to digg deeper into stochastic problems. Even though I am proud that you want to talk about Markov Process, I think you should atleast wait till you start walking. Where is random walk when you cannot even walk? Where is Markov Process when you cannot even do a simple random walk? Your enthusiasm for Probability theory is infectious but I am worried that you might infect others in the blogcamp with AIDS (with your “ability” to gaand maarofy “lesser mortals”). I hope you understand my noble intentions. Sleep tight dear.

Mommie

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman

Nilakantan Rajaraman